The title is a reference to the theme song of the Terrence Howard movie Hustle & Flow, in case you were wondering.
Argh, today was pretty full on as far as technology went – one frustration after another! Spent most of the day doing the research for a feature I’m writing, which entailed wading through the murky waters of shareware software. Geebers – there’s so much crap out there, and it’s hard to weed out the good apps without actually trying each one! This is where a Windows app store – like the Mac one – would be handy, so I could read peoples’ reviews on software and whittle down the shortlist somewhat, and also have some confidence that what I was installing my computer wasn’t brimming with malware!
I have a Dell laptop that I’m using for testing in this feature, and for some reason the damn wireless wouldn’t work. Such things usually work out of the box on review units, and I tried everything I could: turning the wireless off, then again, running through the troubleshooter – no love! I ended up having to get Dell support call me and try to figure out what was wrong with the unit. His final suggestion was to try doing a Windows Update (which found 44 important updates!), and in the mean time, he’d see if he could track down another review notebook for me. I hooked the Dell notebook up to my router using an Ethernet connection, set up Windows Update to grab everything it needed, then went about doing other things. Came back when it was done, restarted, and voila! It could see my wireless network! I called the support guy back, reassured him everything was okay, then lugged the notebook to my study… at which point it gave me that dastardly ‘no networks found’ message again. WTF?! And then it hit me. I walked the 1.5 metres to my wireless router and sat the notebook directly in front of it – and hey, there was my wireless network again! With TWO BARS OF SIGNAL. Wow. I’ve heard of notebooks having poor wireless radios, but this really took the cake. Even my tiny little smartphones are able to get wireless signal from the study, but this hulking big laptop couldn’t? Epic fail.
Then my partner started complaining that our Internet connection was crap. He’s only just gotten into playing Call of Duty: Black Ops on Xbox Live, and I think it’s safe to say that he’s well and truly hooked! Typical bloke
At first I thought it was because he was using the older 802.11/b/g wireless adapter for the Xbox 360, so I swapped it over for the Belkin Play Powerline HD Dual Pack that the nice folk at Belkin gifted me with awhile back, which promised “fast, reliable speeds for streaming HD video, playing music and online gaming”. Having tested powerline products before, I was confident that it was a matter of just plugging one adapter into the Xbox 360 and the other into my wireless router, and it would be good to go. Wrong! The two adapters refused to see each other, much to my chagrin. I tried resetting them, resetting the security, nothing. I ended up going with an older (and slower) TP-Link 200Mbps Powerline Ethernet Adapter Starter Kit, which I had reviewed sometime last year, and this worked exactly as it promised, with an “effortless setup”.
Alas, the gaming Gods weren’t letting me get off that easily. My partner then reported that he was still getting cut off from the online tournaments, and that after running the troubleshooter on the Xbox 360, it was reporting that he was getting bad performance because he hadn’t setup NAT on his router. Oh FFS! I’m not a gamer, so I’m not experienced with port forwarding and all that jazz, but seeing as how I’ve taken personal responsibility for anything even slightly tech-related in the house, I dutifully did a bit of research and found a Wired Wiki on how to setup port forwarding for Xbox Live. Thankfully, this seemed to do the trick, and I was free to retire to the study and continue reading my book of the week: Bryce Courtenay’s Fortune Cookie (author of the magnificent ‘Power of One‘, which was later made into a movie starring Stephen Dorff and Morgan Freeman). I’ve only just found out that Fortune Cookie is available as an iPhone/iPad app as well! Got another 150 pages to go (I had to buy the paper version as it’s not available in the Kindle store as an eBook!), so if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll finish it before I get back to work!












